My kids always make me laugh with the things they say...

Mazzi "oppsy daisy. That's spanish"

Ashton, why are you so lazy?
"Because it is fun mom. You should try it sometime! The only bad thing is sometimes you get slapped!"

Tera was asking us the other day who we love the most and Matt said he loves all of us the same but in a different way. Tera said " Oh, like you love mom in the kissy, kissy way!"

Mom: "Goodnight Mazzi, I love you."
Mazzi: "And Jesus loves me too?"
Mom: "Yes"

Mom: "Were going to deposit checks"
Tera: "Where are we going?"
Ashton: "Use the context clues. Were going to deposit checks means were going to the bank."

Ryder hits Mazzi, to which she says, "He's very mean!"
Mom: "He's just a baby."
Mazzi: "He's not a baby... he's a kid now!"
He then gives her lots of kisses to say sorry,

An interesting conversation with Ashton regarding a new game he plays on the phone "Hay Day"
He told me how when you want bacon form the pigs you just squeeze them until their fat turns into bacon. He also talked about how weird he thought vegans were because not only would they not eat meat, but they wouldn't eat any animal products. He thought it was wired because none of the animals are harmed in just collecting eggs and milk. I said some people do it for health reasons and some do it because they don't like how the animals are treated. He explained that on the game hay day it showed the animals roaming around with smiles on their faces so he didn't buy it that the animals weren't treated well because he said they were truly happy in the game.

When Mazzi complained that Tera wasn't helping her make the bed Tera said "welcome to my world," to which Mazzi replied, very seriously, "this isn't your world, it's Jesus world!"

When watching the women's broadcast Tera asked "do all guys have to go on missions?" I said "no, only good members of the church who chose to can go." She said, "yea, cuz bad guys would just say, "I'm gonna preach the gospel. Even though I don't even know if it's true." in a grumpy monster voice.

Ashton was spraying for ants out side the house and Tera said, "what a man."

Mazzi sees a girl riding a bike down the road and the bike ia the same as hers. The girls riding in the road so she asks "Can i ride in the road too?" I tell her no. Then she asks, "Can she be my best friend?" She thinks everyone is her best friend. It is adorable!

Mazzi has learned all these songs in kindergarten spelling all the different colors for easy remembering. She was singing one about white. She lists things that are white. W-H-I-T-E.... ghosts are white and they say boo, milk is white and so are you. (Turns out this isn't how the song was supposed to go....) Ashton says "isn't that racist?" To which I say, "Yes, it kind of is." I am surprised they sing that in school because not everyones white.  Ashton says, "Well maybe they have one that says "poop is brown and so are you." Oh no dear! That would definitely be racist!